I just need you to open the door for me and I'll be right back. Promise. No, no need to go with me. I just want to, ummmm, say "hi" to the cat next door. Yeah, that's it. It'll just take a second. You can trust me. I'm just an innocent little puppy. Look at my cute little face. Sooooo cute and innocent. Okay, seriously, come on, that nice little kitty is getting away and soon won't be around for me to, ummmm, give a big hug to.
Did you say CAT?
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