The key to faking out the parents is the clammy paws. It's a good non-specific symptom; I'm a big believer in it. You fake a stomach cramp, and when you're bent over, moaning and wailing, you lick your paws. It's a little childish and stupid, but then, so is daddy's workplace.
Thank you, Ferris Bueller.
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